
The first thing you should know about Orgreenic is that there's nothing in its awkward name that tells you at all what the product is or what its various benefits are. This is, after all, at heart a frying pan. “Green?'' Doesn't appear to be to me. “ORG?” You can doubtless think of lots of interesting words that begin with “org,” some clean, others not so clean, but none of which have much in common with a frying pan.
Okay, so it has a bad name. That doesn't change the fact that Orgreenic itself is simply the most amazing frying pan you've ever seen. I know because I have it. And I'm convinced that it's impossible to get any food item to stick to this pan! Super Glue would probably slide off of it.
Still, the TV commercial for Orgreenic strikes me as a bit silly. Not to mention disgusting. Who is this guy at the start of the commercial who has so much trouble frying an egg that more of it sticks to the pan than to the spatula? Here's a hint, sir: If you don't have the Orgreenic, then at least use some Pam or some cooking oil.
But the guy who has Orgreenic is almost as silly as the first one. This guy didn't buy Orgreenic to do serious cooking. He bought it to play. He fries an egg and then slides it around the pan—around and around. At one point, it almost slid right onto the floor! Then, when it's pancake time, more playing: He BLEW the pancake out of the Orgreenic onto a plate.
He concludes his little show by taking the Orgreenic and pounding another frying pan until the inferior pan is left all dented up. I suppose he never thought that Goodwill would have welcomed that pan as a donation. Hey, Goodwill needs all the pans they can get, because you can bet nobody will be donating the awesome Orgreenic pan.
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