After seeing the infomercial for the I-Renew bracelet, all I want to say is this: I have to get one of these for my Uncle Dale. You don't know Uncle Dale, but if you did, you'd understand.First, in case you haven't seen the commercial, let me explain what I-Renew is. It's this incredible bracelet that emits natural frequencies while you're wearing it. The result is that it promotes strength and wellness. What's cool is that near me is a minor-league baseball team and almost all of their players wear this thing. And not one of them can say anything bad about it. They are firm in their belief that I-Renew gives them extra energy and extra coordination that they just don't have without the bracelet.
And extra balance. Which brings me back to Uncle Dale. Dale, you see, has been a heavy drinker for as long as I can remember. When he's drinking, he has no balance or coordination at all. The closest he can come to walking a straight line is walking something that resembles that bumpy line on a heart monitor. The really weird thing, though, is that now, even when he's sober, his balance is terrible.
The infomercial for I-Bracelet shows a man pulling on people to knock them off balance. He succeeds when they're without the bracelet, but when they're wearing it, they stand strong, with perfect balance. I wonder what I-Renew could do for Uncle Dale. Maybe he could even pass his next sobriety test, if they ask him to walk a straight line or touch his nose. Then again, I doubt even the I-Renew can pass a breathalyser.
Still, the I-Renew is a great present for those in your life who like to stay active. It gives them the energy and balance to do so.
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